---Edited for promiscuity--- 2 Hours Club Meeting THE FUCK!!!! Friday was the greatest day of my life for many reasons. FIRST, landed my first chest bounces...LEGIT chest bounces. Butt bounces to chest bounces, and other sorts of chest bounces. SECOND, freshman girl Hannah brought a 2" mat that was 2x as big as mine and FUCKING GAVE IT TO ME!!!! For cereal with a capital captain crunch! Also, I'm drunk. THEN, I found a place to live next year in an apartment with other slackliners (it was just freakin offered to me). Hardwood floors, $600 per month...it's gonna be GREAT. THENNNNNNN,bought a last minute ticket to grrrl talk off of Craigslist. TOTALLY LEGIT! Show was amazing and......like Rhianna. Also, I'm drunk. THENNNNNNNNNNNNNN, I went to grrrrl talk again tonight (sat) in Boston and it was A-F@#$ING-MAZING with a capital 'MAZING' Balloons, confetti, toilet paper guns, crazy snake shit things. Awesome both times!!!!
Also, i've come to terms with the fact that ur probably not coming with me on the greatest adventure of a lifetime across the country on a bicycle. BUT.....u could totally join in for the 1st/8th week of the trip if you wanted to meet up with us in the middle of the country and bike for a week. THAT WOULD BE AWESOME. Please consider it.
Sincerely, your best friend from high school, Kyle Forbes Cackett
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THE FUCK!!!! Friday was the greatest day of my life for many reasons. FIRST, landed my first chest bounces...LEGIT chest bounces. Butt bounces to chest bounces, and other sorts of chest bounces. SECOND, freshman girl Hannah brought a 2" mat that was 2x as big as mine and FUCKING GAVE IT TO ME!!!! For cereal with a capital captain crunch! Also, I'm drunk. THEN, I found a place to live next year in an apartment with other slackliners (it was just freakin offered to me). Hardwood floors, $600 per month...it's gonna be GREAT. THENNNNNNN,bought a last minute ticket to grrrl talk off of Craigslist. TOTALLY LEGIT! Show was amazing and......like Rhianna. Also, I'm drunk. THENNNNNNNNNNNNNN, I went to grrrrl talk again tonight (sat) in Boston and it was A-F@#$ING-MAZING with a capital 'MAZING' Balloons, confetti, toilet paper guns, crazy snake shit things. Awesome both times!!!!
Also, i've come to terms with the fact that ur probably not coming with me on the greatest adventure of a lifetime across the country on a bicycle. BUT.....u could totally join in for the 1st/8th week of the trip if you wanted to meet up with us in the middle of the country and bike for a week. THAT WOULD BE AWESOME. Please consider it.
Sincerely,
your best friend from high school,
Kyle Forbes Cackett